Thursday, December 17, 2009

How to get a "Freedom-fighter certificate"

Freedom fighter certificate (1971) is the most expected certificate now-a-days. If anybody can manage a certificate then he can get access to several types of facilities offered by Bangladesh Government. In the past we have seen uncounted number of people getting listed as freedom fighter although they never fought in 1971, nor even dream of it.
People are buying this certificate like dogs and offer delicious bucks of money to get one for them.
Th freedom fighter list was updates 5-7 times in the past 38 years. Every update of listing added 20,000 to 80,000 people as freedom fighters. The real freedom fighters use to claim that there were only 100,000 - 120,000 real freedom fighters who fought for the independence in 1971. But every update of "The list" invent newer and newer freedom fighters.
One of my friends told that while he was working in "Muktijodha Sochibaloy" for 2 years at his early job. During this time he faced many 'funny things' (as identified by him), numerous people from numerous corners came to secretariat for a certificate among them 90% were fake. He said that, one day a suited-booted guy came to see him, talked for a long time and finally offered 50,000 BDT for a certificate. He refused the briber very decently, but he began to appeal continuously. Finally he claimed that he was a reputed member of Jamat-e-islami, and need a certificate for freedom fighter status, offered my friend more exclusive offers. But he was something honest and refused finally.
This case is just a snap-shot of what happened in last 38 years. There are uncounted numbers of such incidents.

Don't worry, if you need a certificate you can get very easily. To get one for you just follow the steps:
1. Make a balance of tk-75,000 only.
2. Join a seminar, conducted by Jamat-e-islami. Introduce yourself to some powerful members of Jamat.
3. Donate a few bucks to Jamat's fund.
4. Convince them, explain why you need a certificate so badly and assure them that if you get a certificate then you can devote yourself to Jamat's activities.
5. Buy an attractive 'tupi' and place tk-75,000 only into the tupi. While talking just give it to him (the leader you are interacting).
6. Sit back and relax. You will get a FREEDOM FIGHTER CERTIFICATE in less than 15 days.

Advantages:
1. If you interact with Jamat then you are risk-free. Nobody can track you for fraud activities, your money won't loose in anyway, by hooks or by crooks you will get the desired certificate.
2. You will gain more power backed up by Jamat.

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